The title itself said
enough, so let's just imagine the situation here: We're strangers and
just recently met. You may had some good impression at first but as time
goes on, you found out more about my bad habits and started to hate me.
Let me list you some traits that you will hate about me so you don't
have me waste your time anymore:
1/ I hate any kind of phone
I hate the cell phone's ringtone, the message's tone. I hate the landline's tone also. Everytime I hear the tone of my cell phone or my landline, I get frustrated, even sometimes pissed off. That's why I always have my phone silenced, which means I don't notice if there are any text messages or missed calls. It may takes up to 10 missed called or a couple of text messages for me to get back to you. I don't answer text messages immediately also, even when I see them coming, unless they're urgent things. I will do that when I'm not busy/feel comfortable.
2/ I'm lazy
Yes! I'm super lazy and the king of procrasination. Want me to do something? Give me an amount of time and let me handle it by myself, and my way. Stop asking me every 5 minutes "how is it" and "you should follow this and that". You will definitely get "Sorry, I'm busy checking 9gag/Thought Catalog/Facebook and haven't done a thing. I'm waiting for my last minute panic! That's when I have the most inspiration while shitting myself to finish the job!". Nah, I'm not that bad, but, just leave it to me, you will get it, and good. And one more thing, when the urge of laziness comes, I can cancel/withdraw anything, even an already set appointment. I know it's very bad though.
3/ I'm indecisive:
As a part of my Libra's nature. I'm very indecisive. I hate giving decision at once without carefully inspect the situation. I also look/wait for the best option or alternative. In addition, I also give decision depends heavily on my feelings at the time also, so it's very often when you hear me like this "oh okay, give me sometime, I will let you know", "I will get back to you soonest" or "let's see how thing goes"... and you know it's not that soon!
4/ I'm not known for my patience:
In contrast to my hesitation above, I'm impatient, which just makes things worse. Currently my schedule for the week is pretty full, so everytime I ask someone out, I do it a couple of days in advance and I need the answer ASAP so I can put the event in my schedule, the longer I wait for your confirmation, the more i will push you, and the faster you will go nuts. You will have a chance to witness my impatience when you ride with me on the street, or wait for a long awaited order in a restaurant.
5/ I'm picky:
I have a weird taste in things and people. If things or people are not my taste, i don't give a damn. Don't get me wrong! I totally respect people's choice and taste. I never judge anyone if they like Justin Bieber, Twilight movie, homosexual, have piercing, tatoos ... (seriously, that's the most disrespectful things one ever did). "Picky" here emphasizes on the personality, not the look or how/who people are. If I talk to you for several times and I don't feel interest or find out we have totally different points of view/beliefs that we can't agree on, then please don't bother me anymore.
6/ I am seldomly serious + oftenly sarcastic:
Life's too short to be serious! I always joke, and they're just for fun. I've met several situations where people find my sarcasm/jokes offensive, and think I'm a bloke. I know it's bad, which i'm trying to fix, but, it's my nature. And when I say those things, I don't even mean a thing, like I said, it's just for fun. Oh well, maybe only me find them funny.
7/ I am me:
Whatever you do, you will be judged. You go out with girls, they will say you're a player. You have a tatoo, they will say you're bad. You're beautiful, they will say you're dumb. You say how you feel, they will consider you a rebel... See, you've already been into the bottom of this society just by trying to be yourself! So what's the deal! This is my life, why do i have to care when you're mad because I'm happy, as long as I do not cause any harm to you? Enough said!
Still there are many many many bad traits about me, but i guess these things above are enough for you to consider if you still want to be my friend anymore.
Nevermind, I know I'm going to hell anyway!
1/ I hate any kind of phone
I hate the cell phone's ringtone, the message's tone. I hate the landline's tone also. Everytime I hear the tone of my cell phone or my landline, I get frustrated, even sometimes pissed off. That's why I always have my phone silenced, which means I don't notice if there are any text messages or missed calls. It may takes up to 10 missed called or a couple of text messages for me to get back to you. I don't answer text messages immediately also, even when I see them coming, unless they're urgent things. I will do that when I'm not busy/feel comfortable.
2/ I'm lazy
Yes! I'm super lazy and the king of procrasination. Want me to do something? Give me an amount of time and let me handle it by myself, and my way. Stop asking me every 5 minutes "how is it" and "you should follow this and that". You will definitely get "Sorry, I'm busy checking 9gag/Thought Catalog/Facebook and haven't done a thing. I'm waiting for my last minute panic! That's when I have the most inspiration while shitting myself to finish the job!". Nah, I'm not that bad, but, just leave it to me, you will get it, and good. And one more thing, when the urge of laziness comes, I can cancel/withdraw anything, even an already set appointment. I know it's very bad though.
3/ I'm indecisive:
As a part of my Libra's nature. I'm very indecisive. I hate giving decision at once without carefully inspect the situation. I also look/wait for the best option or alternative. In addition, I also give decision depends heavily on my feelings at the time also, so it's very often when you hear me like this "oh okay, give me sometime, I will let you know", "I will get back to you soonest" or "let's see how thing goes"... and you know it's not that soon!
4/ I'm not known for my patience:
In contrast to my hesitation above, I'm impatient, which just makes things worse. Currently my schedule for the week is pretty full, so everytime I ask someone out, I do it a couple of days in advance and I need the answer ASAP so I can put the event in my schedule, the longer I wait for your confirmation, the more i will push you, and the faster you will go nuts. You will have a chance to witness my impatience when you ride with me on the street, or wait for a long awaited order in a restaurant.
5/ I'm picky:
I have a weird taste in things and people. If things or people are not my taste, i don't give a damn. Don't get me wrong! I totally respect people's choice and taste. I never judge anyone if they like Justin Bieber, Twilight movie, homosexual, have piercing, tatoos ... (seriously, that's the most disrespectful things one ever did). "Picky" here emphasizes on the personality, not the look or how/who people are. If I talk to you for several times and I don't feel interest or find out we have totally different points of view/beliefs that we can't agree on, then please don't bother me anymore.
6/ I am seldomly serious + oftenly sarcastic:
Life's too short to be serious! I always joke, and they're just for fun. I've met several situations where people find my sarcasm/jokes offensive, and think I'm a bloke. I know it's bad, which i'm trying to fix, but, it's my nature. And when I say those things, I don't even mean a thing, like I said, it's just for fun. Oh well, maybe only me find them funny.
7/ I am me:
Whatever you do, you will be judged. You go out with girls, they will say you're a player. You have a tatoo, they will say you're bad. You're beautiful, they will say you're dumb. You say how you feel, they will consider you a rebel... See, you've already been into the bottom of this society just by trying to be yourself! So what's the deal! This is my life, why do i have to care when you're mad because I'm happy, as long as I do not cause any harm to you? Enough said!
Still there are many many many bad traits about me, but i guess these things above are enough for you to consider if you still want to be my friend anymore.
Nevermind, I know I'm going to hell anyway!
'Justin Bieber, Twilight movie, homosexual, have piercing, tatoos ... (seriously, that's the most disrespectful things one ever did).'
Trả lờiXóaDoesn't sound like me at all...